Now, it’s one thing for a fish to live in a sea cucumber’s butt.
It’s another thing entirely for an underwater photographer to take an image of that fish, for the book editor to publish that image, for a 10 year old bookworm to read that photo caption en route to snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef, for her to think, “you know would think this is hilarious? My father” and for her to be dead fucking right.
Such a good kid. So goddamn proud of her. She’s still a crap blogger though.
Earth to Ben 